If you're looking for a lineup of wines called "Threat Level", you'll thankfully only find them as photographs on the internet. Hopefully you are not disappointed that a bottle of "Murder on My Mind" is not something you can order online. These labels, fortunately, are just glued-on.
Can you think of a worse name for a wine? This is the last thing I'm contemplating when drinking a Pinot Grigio, even the most vapid and watery examples.
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