Does the thought of selecting a wine from a restaurant list, accompanied the judge-y leer of a sommelier, make you sweat? Sick of navigating all the selections in a wine shop while Jura-obsessed employees get ready to laugh at your middling pick? Fret no more and pick up a bottle of Second Cheapest Wine.
"You don't know much about wine, but you do know you shouldn't get the cheapest."
Hat tip to Wine Curmudgeon.